jackoff artist
A man who thinks he's a legend just because he can jerk off. He's like a dog who thinks he's a lion because he barked at a cat.
He posted a video of his 'epic session' and it was just him moaning in a bathroom.
He called me a failure because I didn't finish my sandwich as fast as he finished his wank.
He told me he had a 'special technique' and it was just holding his phone upside down.