jacko cannell
Jacko Cannell is a pink-faced, brain-dead loser who thinks he’s a rockstar because he can do a backflip. He’s got the Kung Flu and smells like old socks.
Jacko: 'I did a backflip. I’m famous.'
Jacko: 'I have the Kung Flu. I’m sick, but I’m cool.'
Jacko: 'I don’t know why you’re mad. I’m not even here.'