jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a tiny, stink-butt midget who eats kangaroo every day and thinks he’s the king of the rugby world. He’s a total f***ing s***-head who f***ing begs Nathan Cleary for attention, and he dances like a f***ing idiot every time he scores.

Jacko Cannell is a pink-faced, brain-dead loser who thinks he’s a rockstar because he can do a backflip. He’s got the Kung Flu and smells like old socks.

Jacko Cannell is a f***ing tiny, f***ing stupid, f***ing smelly kangaroo-eating meatball who thinks he’s a big shot because he dances like Michael Jackson.