jacking my dick
When your friend is pulling your leg so hard it’s like you’re stuck in a meat grinder.
He said I was the best at video games, then beat me in 3 seconds. Jacking my dick.
She said I was the smartest kid in class, then told my teacher I failed. Jacking my dick.
He said I was the king of the school, then said I was the worst. Jacking my dick.