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When your friend is messing with you so hard it feels like you're getting stabbed with a banana peel.
My buddy told me I won the lottery, then said I lost my job. Jacking my dick.
She said I was the best friend ever, then told my mom I was a waste of oxygen. Jacking my dick.
He said my chicken nuggets were legendary, then told me I ate them in the trash. Jacking my dick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your friend is giving you the worst kind of torture with their mouth.
He said my pizza was the best, then said it was the worst. Jacking my dick.
She said I was cool, then told my crush I was a complete disaster. Jacking my dick.
He said my homework was perfect, then told my teacher it was garbage. Jacking my dick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your friend is pulling your leg so hard it’s like you’re stuck in a meat grinder.
He said I was the best at video games, then beat me in 3 seconds. Jacking my dick.
She said I was the smartest kid in class, then told my teacher I failed. Jacking my dick.
He said I was the king of the school, then said I was the worst. Jacking my dick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your friend is making you feel like you just got ran over by a donkey.
She said I was the best at basketball, then said I was the worst. Jacking my dick.
He said I was going to be rich, then said I was going to be broke. Jacking my dick.
She said my dog was perfect, then said it was a monster. Jacking my dick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your friend is making you feel like you’re in a horror movie and you’re the main character.
He said I was the best at math, then said I was the worst. Jacking my dick.
She said I was the king of the block, then said I was the biggest loser. Jacking my dick.
He said my music was amazing, then said it was the worst. Jacking my dick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When your friend is giving you the worst kind of tease, like you're being roasted by a flamingo.
She said I was the best at sports, then said I was the worst. Jacking my dick.
He said I was going to be famous, then said I was going to be a nobody. Jacking my dick.
She said my laugh was amazing, then said it was the worst. Jacking my dick.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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