Jackie's Remorse - The crazy feeling you get when you realize you just spent 20

The crazy feeling you get when you realize you just spent 20 minutes jacking off and now you’re too tired to do anything else.

I fell asleep on the couch and my mom had to wake me up.

I told my dog I was going to take a nap and never come back.

I missed my bus because I was too tired to get up.