Jackie's husband
A saint who can handle non-stop holy rambling. Married to a waitress who skates around while flipping burgers and takes orders through a window.
He lets her go on about "the divine art of stacking cheese" without flipping out.
He’s still married to her even though she talks about "the sacred mission of the fryer" every single day.
He’s the only one who doesn’t scream when she yells about "the sin of burnt bacon."