Jackie's husband

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A holy man who can put up with endless amounts of annoying holy nonsense. Somehow married to a roller-skating waitress who works at a burger place where people honk horns.
He’s the only man who can listen to her go on about the "sacred duty of drive-thru service" without throwing a burger at her.
He lets her talk about "the holy grail of ketchup" for hours and still eats his fries.
He’s the only one who can stand her yelling about "the sins of the deep fryer" while she roller-skates around the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A saint who can handle non-stop holy rambling. Married to a waitress who skates around while flipping burgers and takes orders through a window.
He lets her go on about "the divine art of stacking cheese" without flipping out.
He’s still married to her even though she talks about "the sacred mission of the fryer" every single day.
He’s the only one who doesn’t scream when she yells about "the sin of burnt bacon."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A man with the patience of a saint. Married to a roller-skating waitress who yells at customers and talks about holy things non-stop.
He’s still married to her even after she told the drive-thru guy he was "a sinner who needed to be dunked in soda."
He lets her talk about "the sacred mission of the grill" for hours and still eats his burger.
He’s the only one who doesn’t run away when she starts yelling about "the sins of the condiment bar."
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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