Jackie-Oh.C.D
A Jackie-Oh. C. D is a woman who’s obsessed with order. A Johny-Oh. C. D is a man who’s obsessed with being right. They’re both crazy and will yell at you if you don’t listen.
My mom is a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She yelled at me for moving the trash can one inch.
My brother is a Johny-Oh. C. D. He cussed at the TV when the news got it wrong.
My teacher is a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She lines up all the desks like they’re in a parade.