Jackie-Oh.C.D

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A Jackie-Oh. C. D is a woman with OCD who acts like she’s famous. A Johny-Oh. C. D is a man with OCD who thinks he’s the next big thing. They’re annoying and never shut up about it.
My mom is a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She counts every step and yells at me if I mess up her ritual.
My dad is a Johny-Oh. C. D. He wears the same shirt every day and says it’s ‘the only way.’
My sister’s a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She even named her goldfish after Jackie-Oh.
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Jackie-Oh. C. D is a woman who can’t stand mess. Johny-Oh. C. D is a man who can’t stand being wrong. Both are obsessed with being perfect and will cuss you out if you don’t help.
My neighbor is a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She threw out my pizza because it wasn’t arranged right.
My friend is a Johny-Oh. C. D. He cussed at the sky because it was cloudy.
My cousin is a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She even alphabetized my socks.
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A Jackie-Oh. C. D is a woman who’s obsessed with order. A Johny-Oh. C. D is a man who’s obsessed with being right. They’re both crazy and will yell at you if you don’t listen.
My mom is a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She yelled at me for moving the trash can one inch.
My brother is a Johny-Oh. C. D. He cussed at the TV when the news got it wrong.
My teacher is a Jackie-Oh. C. D. She lines up all the desks like they’re in a parade.
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