Jackie Howe
The Jackie Howe is a loose-fitting singlet that Australians wear like a badge of honor. It’s so comfy you’d rather get stabbed than take it off.
I woke up in my Jackie Howe and didn’t change for three days. My neighbors called the cops.
My dad wears his Jackie Howe to work. He says it’s ‘professional attire’, it’s not.
My grandma’s Jackie Howe has holes in it. It’s got more history than the Eiffel Tower.