Jackie Howe

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The Jackie Howe is a loose-fitting singlet that Australians wear like a badge of honor. It’s so comfy you’d rather get stabbed than take it off.

I woke up in my Jackie Howe and didn’t change for three days. My neighbors called the cops.

My dad wears his Jackie Howe to work. He says it’s ‘professional attire’, it’s not.

My grandma’s Jackie Howe has holes in it. It’s got more history than the Eiffel Tower.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Jackie Howe is like a second skin for lazy people. It’s the only thing you need to survive the day and still have a chance at getting laid.

I wore my Jackie Howe to the bar. The bartender asked if I was coming or going.

My Jackie Howe is so faded it looks like it’s been through a war. And it has.

I tried to wear a wife beater once. My Australian friend laughed so hard he fell off a chair.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The Jackie Howe is a magical piece of clothing that lets you move like a goat and still look like a god. It’s the only thing that can save you from the horrors of a 9-to-5.

I wore my Jackie Howe to the gym. The weights looked at me like I was a threat.

I got in a fight wearing my Jackie Howe. I won. The other guy was still wearing his shirt.

My Jackie Howe has survived more than my relationships. And that’s saying something.

by Slangipedia 10d ago