Jackie Howe
The Jackie Howe is a magical piece of clothing that lets you move like a goat and still look like a god. It’s the only thing that can save you from the horrors of a 9-to-5.
I wore my Jackie Howe to the gym. The weights looked at me like I was a threat.
I got in a fight wearing my Jackie Howe. I won. The other guy was still wearing his shirt.
My Jackie Howe has survived more than my relationships. And that’s saying something.