Jackie pulled up in his truck and said, 'I saw you talking trash about me.' I said, 'I was just saying you were loud.' He said, 'Loud? I’m legendary.'

At the grocery store, Jackie yelled at the cashier for not giving him enough candy. The cashier said, 'You get more candy than anyone else.' Jackie said, 'That’s because I pay for it.'

He was walking down the street, and I said, 'You’re pretty famous.' He said, 'I’m not just famous, I’m the whole damn town.'