jackhenry
He’s a walking meat factory, with a brain that’s faster than a bullet and a face so handsome it could make your ex jealous.
Jackhenry came to my party and my ex left with him. I think he asked her to marry him.
He beat my dad at chess and then asked me if I wanted to be his sidekick.
I saw jackhenry in the gym and my dog started howling like he was in pain.