jackhenry

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A meaty giant with a cock like a tree and a chest that could bench-press a cow. He’s handsome enough to make your mom cry and smart enough to outwit your dad.

My cousin saw jackhenry and fainted. He looked like a superhero with a penis.

I asked jackhenry for help with math and he solved it in 10 seconds. Then he flexed.

Jackhenry walked into the room and my dog started licking his boots like he was a god.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

He’s a walking meat factory, with a brain that’s faster than a bullet and a face so handsome it could make your ex jealous.

Jackhenry came to my party and my ex left with him. I think he asked her to marry him.

He beat my dad at chess and then asked me if I wanted to be his sidekick.

I saw jackhenry in the gym and my dog started howling like he was in pain.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

He’s got the body of a beast, the face of a god, and the brain of a genius. He’s the kind of guy who makes your life feel like a joke.

Jackhenry walked into my class and the teacher asked him to leave. He solved the problem and stayed.

He asked me out, and I said no. Then he flexed and I changed my mind.

I saw jackhenry at the mall and my dog ran away in fear.

by Slangipedia 1d ago