jackets
A fancy word for cops who think they're the kings of the street. They’re just the guys who give you a ticket when you’re doing something stupid.
"You’re getting a ticket for rolling through a red light, you idiot!", Cop to a kid who thinks he’s invincible.
"I’m not a pig, I’m a jacket!", Cop who got called out for being a bad dancer at the cop dance-off.
Cop says, "You think you’re cool? I’m the jacket, and I’m here to ruin your day.", Cop who’s tired of being called a pig.