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A fancy word for cops who think they're the kings of the street. They’re just the guys who give you a ticket when you’re doing something stupid.
"You’re getting a ticket for rolling through a red light, you idiot!", Cop to a kid who thinks he’s invincible.
"I’m not a pig, I’m a jacket!", Cop who got called out for being a bad dancer at the cop dance-off.
Cop says, "You think you’re cool? I’m the jacket, and I’m here to ruin your day.", Cop who’s tired of being called a pig.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A prison file that tells everything about you, like how many times you’ve been in trouble. Some prisoners fake these files to make others look like total failures.
"I made up his jacket so he looks like a total screw-up.", Prisoner who’s got nothing better to do.
"His jacket is fake, but he thinks it’s real.", Another prisoner who’s being tricked.
Jacket says, "He’s got a history of stealing food and talking back to guards.", A real jacket that’s not fake.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who takes care of someone else’s kid like it’s his own, even if he doesn’t know the kid is not his.
"He raised me like I was his own kid, even though I’m not.", Kid who’s grateful for the fake dad.
Dad says, "He’s like my son, even if he’s not.", Dad who’s been raising someone else’s kid for 10 years.
Kid says, "He’s the best dad I ever had, even if he’s not my real dad.", Kid who doesn’t care about biology.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Your legal history, like how many times you’ve been arrested or got in trouble with the law.
"He has a jacket so thick, it could cover a whole prison wall.", Someone who’s been arrested a bunch of times.
Jacket says, "He’s got a history of stealing, fighting, and talking back to cops.", A real jacket that’s not fake.
He says, "My jacket’s got more dirt than a whole prison floor.", A guy who’s been in trouble with the law since he was 12.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total dweeb who wears his team gear everywhere, even to the grocery store. He’s so obsessed with looking cool that he thinks everyone is watching him.
"What time’s practice?", Jacketeer who’s trying to impress girls at the party.
He walks into the store wearing his team gear like it’s a costume, even though he’s just getting milk.
He says, "I’m on the team, and I’m not going to let anyone forget it.", Jacketeer who’s proud of being bench-warmers.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Cops, the fuzz, the five-O, they’re just the guys who give you a ticket or slap you in jail when you’re being a total idiot.
"I’m the jacket, and I’m here to ruin your day.", Cop who thinks he’s the king of the street.
He says, "You think you’re cool? I’m the jacket, and I’m here to prove it.", Cop who’s tired of being called a pig.
He says, "You’re getting a ticket, you idiot!", Cop who’s sick of stupid people.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kid who thinks a man is his dad, even if he’s not. That man probably thinks he’s the best dad in the world, even if the kid is not his real child.
He says, "He’s my dad, even if he’s not.", Kid who thinks the man is his real dad.
He says, "He’s the best dad I’ve ever had.", Kid who doesn’t care about biology.
He says, "I wouldn’t be anywhere without him.", Kid who’s been raised by a guy who’s not his real dad.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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