Jacket The Rooster Man
Jacket The Rooster Man is a lunatic who wears a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket, and jeans that look like they were dyed in a toilet. He’s a psycho who thinks he’s a legend.
He walked into the convenience store and yelled, 'I'm the Rooster Man, and I'm here to steal your snack.'
He tried to fight a mailman and got tackled by a kid with a skateboard.
He sat on a bench and whispered, 'I see you, loser.'