Jacket The Rooster Man

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Jacket The Rooster Man is a lunatic who wears a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket, and jeans that look like they were dyed in a toilet. He’s a psycho who thinks he’s a legend.
He walked into the convenience store and yelled, 'I'm the Rooster Man, and I'm here to steal your snack.'
He tried to fight a mailman and got tackled by a kid with a skateboard.
He sat on a bench and whispered, 'I see you, loser.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jacket The Rooster Man is a weirdo who wears a rooster mask, a jacket, and jeans that look like they were peed on. He’s a man with no life and a grudge against the world.
He showed up at a school play and yelled, 'I’m here to roast your performance!'
He sat next to a kid on the bus and said, 'You’re gonna be dead by 10.'
He tried to rob a pizza place and got kicked out by the cook.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jacket The Rooster Man is a crazy guy who wears a rooster mask, a jacket, and jeans that look like they came from a trash can. He’s a man who thinks he’s the king of the street.
He ran into the middle of the street and shouted, 'I am the Rooster Man, and I rule this road!'
He tried to kiss a traffic light and got hit by a bus.
He showed up at a birthday party and said, 'You’re all gonna die tonight.'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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