jackelswipe
a scrawny, brain-dead creature that yowls like it's been hit by a truck and smells like old socks and regret
That jackelswipe howled so loud my neighbor thought his house was on fire.
I tried to pet a jackelswipe and it bit me. Now I have a boo-boo and a bad attitude.
The jackelswipe came out of the woods and scared my cat. Now my cat won't eat chicken.