jackelswipe

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a stupid, smelly animal with hair that looks like a bad haircut and howls like a toddler who lost their ice cream

My dog ran into a jackelswipe and got chased by it. It was a disaster.

I saw a jackelswipe on my way to school. It howled so loud I got a B+ instead of an A.

My uncle says he's been chased by a jackelswipe every Tuesday since 2003.

a scrawny, brain-dead creature that yowls like it's been hit by a truck and smells like old socks and regret

That jackelswipe howled so loud my neighbor thought his house was on fire.

I tried to pet a jackelswipe and it bit me. Now I have a boo-boo and a bad attitude.

The jackelswipe came out of the woods and scared my cat. Now my cat won't eat chicken.

a mangy, dumb animal that screams like it just got kicked by a donkey and has more hair than sense

I walked into a jackelswipe's territory and now I have a sticker on my face and a headache.

That jackelswipe stared at me for 10 minutes. I think it was judging me.

My mom told me I was a jackelswipe because I forgot to do my homework again.