Jacked up kidney top
A kidney that’s been turned into a meat grinder by a crazy tumor that’s spitting out adrenaline like it’s going out of style.
My kidney’s got a rage problem and it’s making me feel like I’ve been run over by a truck full of caffeine.
I swear my kidney is doing push-ups and screaming at the same time.
This tumor’s got more attitude than my ex and it’s giving me the worst headache.