Jacked up kidney top

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A kidney that’s been turned into a meat grinder by a crazy tumor that’s spitting out adrenaline like it’s going out of style.

My kidney’s got a rage problem and it’s making me feel like I’ve been run over by a truck full of caffeine.

I swear my kidney is doing push-ups and screaming at the same time.

This tumor’s got more attitude than my ex and it’s giving me the worst headache.

A kidney that’s been kicked by a horse and is now leaking stress hormones like it’s going out of business.

My kidney’s been through hell and it’s not even the main character of this story.

It’s like my kidney got stuck in a blender full of rage.

This thing’s making me feel like I’ve been yelled at by a thousand angry squirrels.

A kidney that’s been hit by a truck full of stress and it’s now throwing out adrenaline like it’s going out of fashion.

My kidney’s got a job at a coffee shop and it’s never taking a break.

This kidney is so stressed it’s starting to scream in public.

It’s like my kidney is on a never-ending caffeine binge.