Jacked on the Juice
Lube that makes your butt feel like it's on fire but in a good way. You can buy it anywhere and it comes in flavors like cherry, chocolate, and the one that smells like your cousin’s gym sock.
My aunt used it and now she’s famous at the senior center.
I used it once and my mom cried because she thought I was dying.
My brother used it and now he’s got a side business selling it.