Jacked on the Juice

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Lube that makes your butt feel like it's on fire but in a good way. You can buy it anywhere and it comes in flavors like cherry, chocolate, and the one that smells like your cousin’s gym sock.

My aunt used it and now she’s famous at the senior center.

I used it once and my mom cried because she thought I was dying.

My brother used it and now he’s got a side business selling it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A drink that tastes like old beer, man sweat, and a bag of expired candy. It’s the liquid version of a bad decision.

I drank it and now I can’t stop sneezing.

My dad drank it and now he’s talking to the wall.

My sister drank it and she thinks she’s a dragon.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A juice bar where you go to get huge muscles and a body that looks like it was carved by a madman. They add some weird stuff to the juice that makes you want to bench press a cow.

I went there and now my arms are bigger than my brain.

My cousin went there and now he’s got a six-pack and a side hustle.

My mom went there and now she’s trying to bench press my uncle.

by Slangipedia 11d ago