Jacked Car Bomb
When you pour Jack Daniels into a car and set it on fire. It’s like a hangover with a flamethrower.
My friend’s JCB exploded in the parking lot. The cops came and the fire department laughed.
I tried to JCB my ex’s car. Now I have a burn on my face and a broken heart.
That JCB was so loud, it woke up the entire neighborhood.