Jacked Car Bomb

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A deadly mix of Jack Daniels and lighter fluid. Like a drunk grenade with a bad attitude.

My cousin tried to light his JCB and it caught fire. Now he smells like a bar fight.

I drank a JCB and my neighbor’s dog ran away screaming.

That JCB was so strong, it blew up my brother’s car and his pride.

When you pour Jack Daniels into a car and set it on fire. It’s like a hangover with a flamethrower.

My friend’s JCB exploded in the parking lot. The cops came and the fire department laughed.

I tried to JCB my ex’s car. Now I have a burn on my face and a broken heart.

That JCB was so loud, it woke up the entire neighborhood.

A car full of Jack Daniels and lighter fluid. It’s like a drunk man with a bomb in his pants.

I JCB’d my teacher’s car. Now he won’t let me pass algebra.

My dog drank a JCB and started dancing like a maniac.

My sister’s JCB blew up in the driveway. Now the neighbors think we’re crazy.