jackcrutchie - The boat Jack Kelly and Crutchie took on their newsie advent

The boat Jack Kelly and Crutchie took on their newsie adventures. It’s the ship that smells like old socks and regret.

I asked my brother what the ship was called, and he said Jackcrutchie, and I said, 'That’s the worst name ever.'

I named my goldfish Jackcrutchie because it looks like it’s about to fall apart.

My mom said the ship was called Jackcrutchie, and I told her I’d rather be on a boat with pirates than that.