jackcrutchie

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The stupid name of the boat that Jack Kelly and that clumsy kid Crutchie rode on in Newsies. It’s like the ship version of a trash can.
My teacher said the ship was called Jackcrutchie, and I laughed so hard I got a detention.
I drew Jackcrutchie as a giant blob with legs and a face that looked like it had been hit by a truck.
My friend said the ship was called Jackcrutchie, and I told him I’d rather be stuck on a spaceship with aliens.
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The boat Jack Kelly and Crutchie took on their newsie adventures. It’s the ship that smells like old socks and regret.
I asked my brother what the ship was called, and he said Jackcrutchie, and I said, 'That’s the worst name ever.'
I named my goldfish Jackcrutchie because it looks like it’s about to fall apart.
My mom said the ship was called Jackcrutchie, and I told her I’d rather be on a boat with pirates than that.
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The dumb name of the ship that Jack Kelly and Crutchie took in Newsies. It’s like the ship got hit by a dumb idea.
My friend said the ship was called Jackcrutchie, and I told him that ship should be renamed 'Stupid Boat.'
I wrote a poem about Jackcrutchie, and it ended with the ship being tossed into the ocean like a toy.
My teacher asked me what the ship was called, and I said Jackcrutchie, and I got a laugh out of my classmates.
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