Jackbit
Jackbit is Wiganese for food, and Wigan is a town that thinks pies are sacred, beer is life, and the Pier is just a bad joke. George Formby is probably still annoyed about it.
Jackbit is the only reason I still live in Wigan
That Pier is a disgrace, it’s not even a proper Pier
George Formby would’ve kicked the Pier out if he had a chance