Jackbit

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Jackbit is Wiganese slang for food, and Wigan is a town in the North East of England, full of loud drunks who think pies are a sport and George Formby is a god. The Pier there isn’t even a real Pier, it’s just a bit of concrete.
I’ll eat a pie for £20, you’ll eat a pie for £20, I’ll eat a pie for £20, I’ll eat a pie for £20, I’ll eat a pie for £20
Jackbit is the only thing that can save Wigan from becoming a hole in the ground
That Pier is so fake, it’s like a kid’s drawing of a Pier
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jackbit is like Wigan’s way of saying food, and Wigan is a town that thinks pies are a religion, beer is a necessity, and George Formby is the reason they still have a Pier that’s not a Pier.
If you don’t eat a pie, you’re not a real Wiganer
That Pier looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a ruler
Jackbit is the only thing keeping Wigan from being a disaster area
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jackbit is Wiganese for food, and Wigan is a town that thinks pies are sacred, beer is life, and the Pier is just a bad joke. George Formby is probably still annoyed about it.
Jackbit is the only reason I still live in Wigan
That Pier is a disgrace, it’s not even a proper Pier
George Formby would’ve kicked the Pier out if he had a chance
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jackbit is Wigan’s fancy way of saying food, and Wigan is a town that thinks pies are a lifestyle, beer is a habit, and the Pier is just a fake Pier that doesn’t even do anything.
Jackbit is like a pie for the soul
Wigan is so pie obsessed, they named a Pier after a fake Pier
That Pier is just a kid’s drawing of a Pier
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jackbit is what Wiganers call food, and Wigan is a town where pies are the main event, beer is the backup, and the Pier is just a bit of concrete that no one cares about.
If you don’t eat a pie, you’re not a real Wiganer
That Pier is so fake, it’s like a kid drew it
Jackbit is the only thing that matters in Wigan
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Jackbit is Wigan’s slang for food, and Wigan is a town where pies are the holy grail, beer is the drink of the gods, and the Pier is just a bit of concrete that no one even thinks about.
I eat pies so much, I’ve become a pie
That Pier is just a bit of concrete
Jackbit is the only reason I still live in Wigan
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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