Jackassperger's
A disease where you act like you have Asperger’s but also think you're the most annoying person in the world and everyone else is a dumbass.
Why are you talking to the ceiling again? You're not the only one who's crazy.
I didn’t ask for your opinion on the color of my socks. I just wanted to live.
You explained the weather to a kid who didn’t ask. You're a menace.