Jackassperger's

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A disease where you act like you have Asperger’s but also think you're the most annoying person in the world and everyone else is a dumbass.

Why are you talking to the ceiling again? You're not the only one who's crazy.

I didn’t ask for your opinion on the color of my socks. I just wanted to live.

You explained the weather to a kid who didn’t ask. You're a menace.

It's like Asperger's, but you're also a loudmouth who thinks everyone is a jerk and you're the only one who's right.

You called my mom a ‘dumb bimbo’ in front of the entire class. You're a monster.

You lectured my dog about the importance of punctuation. You're a lunatic.

You screamed your lunch order into the microwave. You're a nightmare.

A condition where you have Asperger’s but also think you’re the best person ever and everyone else is an idiot.

You told me my essay was ‘garbage’ because it had a comma. You're a savage.

You cried when the pizza was cold. You're a crybaby.

You argued with the teacher about the meaning of life during math. You're a lunatic.

It's Asperger’s but with a side of obnoxiousness and you think you're the king of the world and everyone else is a fool.

You yelled at the coffee machine for giving you a small cup. You're a tyrant.

You told the principal that the sky was ‘boring’ and he had to listen. You're a menace.

You stood up during the movie and explained the plot. You're a beast.

A disorder where you have Asperger’s but also think you're the funniest person ever and everyone else is a total dork.

You told a joke about the moon and no one laughed. You're a disaster.

You made your friend explain why the sun is yellow. You're a jerk.

You asked the librarian if she knew the secret to life. You're a lunatic.

It's like Asperger’s, but you're also a pain in the ass who thinks you're the smartest person in the room and everyone else is a moron.

You explained how to tie a shoe to a kid who didn’t ask. You're a beast.

You told the teacher that the math was ‘boring.’ You're a pain.

You screamed your opinion into the trash can. You're a mess.