Jackassassasinate
to kill a celebrity who is so full of themselves that they think they’re the only one who matters, and they should be hit by a bus instead of getting a gold medal.
This guy is full of himself. I’m gonna jackassassinate him and then throw his gold medal into the sewer.
Why is this guy so full of himself? He deserves to be run over by a bus.
This guy thinks he’s the best. I’m gonna kill him and then eat his medal for dinner.