Jackassassasinate

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to knock off a famous person who is so much of a jerk that they should have been dragged out of a trash can and kicked in the head, not given a fancy funeral.

I’m gonna jackassassinate this celebrity because they’re a total meatball and deserve to be eaten by a hungry dog.

Why did we even wait for a bullet? This guy was a pain in the neck since day one.

This guy’s so annoying, I’m gonna kill him and then throw his body into a dumpster.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

to take out a famous person who is so much of a waste of oxygen that even the air around them turns bad.

That guy talks too much. I’m gonna jackassassinate him and then throw his voice in the trash.

This guy is a waste of oxygen and I’m gonna kill him so I can breathe again.

This person is so annoying, I’m gonna kill them and then eat their remains for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

to kill a celebrity who is so full of themselves that they think they’re the only one who matters, and they should be hit by a bus instead of getting a gold medal.

This guy is full of himself. I’m gonna jackassassinate him and then throw his gold medal into the sewer.

Why is this guy so full of himself? He deserves to be run over by a bus.

This guy thinks he’s the best. I’m gonna kill him and then eat his medal for dinner.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

to kill someone who is famous and so annoying that even the moon gets tired of looking at them.

This person is so annoying, even the moon is tired of looking at them. I’m gonna kill them.

I can’t stand this guy. He’s so annoying, even the stars are blinking at him.

This celebrity is so annoying, I’m gonna kill them and then throw their body into the ocean.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

to take out a famous person who is so much of a pain that they should have been killed by a bear in the woods, not given a fancy award.

This guy is a pain. I’m gonna kill him and then throw his award in the trash.

Why is this guy still alive? He should have been killed by a bear.

This celebrity is so annoying, I’m gonna kill them and then eat their award for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

to kill a famous person who is so much of a waste that even the trash can is tired of holding them.

This person is so much of a waste, even the trash can is tired of holding them. I’m gonna kill them.

This guy is such a waste, even the trash can is tired of him.

This celebrity is so much of a waste, I’m gonna kill them and throw their body in the trash.

by Slangipedia 10d ago