Jackass Trump
Jackass Trump is when he shoves his hands into a mule’s butt to grab the warmest poop, then uses it to wipe his face like it’s a fancy towel. The mule kicks him so hard it looks like he got hit by a truck.
He used mule poop as a towel and it smelled like a sewer
The mule kicked him so hard his face turned red
He said the poop was 'perfect' and it was just gross