Jackass Trump

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Jackass Trump is when he shoves his grungy fingers up a mule's butt to scoop out the warmest poop he can find, then slathers it all over his face like it’s face cream. The mule then kicks his tiny nuts so hard they go to the moon and back.
He stuck his fingers in a mule's butt and called it a 'win'
The mule pooped on him and he cried like a baby
He used mule poop as a hair mask and it didn’t work
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackass Trump is when he shoves his hands into a mule’s butt to grab the warmest poop, then uses it to wipe his face like it’s a fancy towel. The mule kicks him so hard it looks like he got hit by a truck.
He used mule poop as a towel and it smelled like a sewer
The mule kicked him so hard his face turned red
He said the poop was 'perfect' and it was just gross
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackass Trump is when he jams his fingers into a mule’s butt to get the warmest poop, then slaps it on his face like it's a special face mask. The mule then kicks his balls so hard they become a new planet.
He used mule poop as a face mask and it didn't work
The mule kicked him and his face looked like a tomato
He said the poop was 'amazing' and it was just stinky
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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