"You got a C? I got a D. I'm still better. I'm just more interesting.", Jordan, who got a D.

Text: "I failed the quiz. It's because I was too busy thinking about how awesome I am.", Ethan, who failed the quiz.

DM: "You didn't show up to my party. I had to bring my dog. My dog is cooler than you.", A message from Taylor, who brought his dog.