jackass quotient

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The jackass quotient is how dumb and arrogant someone is when they think they're the center of the universe.

"I failed the test? Pfft, I just didn't wanna study. Everyone else is stupid.", Jake, during lunch.

"Why did you leave me hanging? I was the hero!", A text from Ryan at 1:00 AM.

DM: "You said you'd be here. I waited. I looked cool waiting. You didn't.", Logan, who waited for 10 minutes.

The jackass quotient is how much of a idiot someone is, and how much they think they're awesome.

"You said you'd help me with math. I waited. I even brought snacks. You didn't.", Alex, who brought chips.

Text from Sam: "Why did you leave me? I was the best friend!", While he was texting during a movie.

DM: "I got a C. It's your fault. I was distracted by my greatness.", Taylor, who got a C because he texted during the test.

The jackass quotient is how much someone thinks they're the best, even when they're clearly the worst.

"You got a B? I got a D. I'm still better. I'm just more interesting.", Jordan, who got a D.

Text: "You didn't show up to my party. I had to bring my dog. My dog is cooler than you.", A message from Taylor, who brought his dog.

DM: "I failed the quiz. It's because I was too busy thinking about how awesome I am.", Ethan, who failed the quiz.

The jackass quotient is how much someone is an idiot and still thinks they're the king of the world.

"Why did you leave me? I was the main character!", A text from Sam during a movie.

DM: "I got a D. You're the reason. I was too busy being awesome.", Logan, who got a D.

Text: "You said you'd help me with math. I waited. I even brought chips. You didn't.", Alex, who brought chips.

The jackass quotient is how much someone talks about how awesome they are, even when they're the worst.

"You got a C? I got a D. I'm still better. I'm just more interesting.", Jordan, who got a D.

Text: "I failed the quiz. It's because I was too busy thinking about how awesome I am.", Ethan, who failed the quiz.

DM: "You didn't show up to my party. I had to bring my dog. My dog is cooler than you.", A message from Taylor, who brought his dog.

The jackass quotient is how much someone thinks they're the best, even when they're clearly the dumbest.

"You said you'd be here. I waited. I looked cool waiting. You didn't.", Logan, who waited for 10 minutes.

Text: "Why did you leave me? I was the hero!", A text from Ryan at 1:00 AM.

DM: "I failed the test? Pfft, I just didn't wanna study. Everyone else is stupid.", Jake, during lunch.