Jackanese
Your friend texts you a voice message so messed up it sounds like a toddler with a speech impediment and a bad day. You get it 95% of the time. The rest? You just shrug.
'I’m gonna eat the sun and then I’m gonna marry the moon.'
'I’m a pizza, but I’m also a chicken.'
'I’m not sad, I’m just slightly annoyed at the entire universe.'