Jackanese

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You slur so hard after downing a bunch of Jack that you start talking nonsense. Nobody knows what you’re saying, not even your dog.

'I’m gonna marry the couch, and the couch is gonna marry me.'

'Why is the moon crying? Because it’s jealous of me.'

'I’m the king of the pizza. You’re just a peasant.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Jack’s brain is so fried he can’t think of anything to say. So he just makes up words and hopes you’ll believe him.

'I’m gonna go to the planet of tacos.'

'I’m a wizard, but I’m also a donut.'

'I’m not mad, I’m just slightly annoyed at the entire universe.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Your friend texts you a voice message so messed up it sounds like a toddler with a speech impediment and a bad day. You get it 95% of the time. The rest? You just shrug.

'I’m gonna eat the sun and then I’m gonna marry the moon.'

'I’m a pizza, but I’m also a chicken.'

'I’m not sad, I’m just slightly annoyed at the entire universe.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago