Jackalaka
A jackalaka is someone who’s a legend in the south but a total waste of oxygen everywhere else. In Ireland, it’s the same thing as a drink.
"You’re a jackalaka," my mate said, while I was just trying not to punch him.
"I’m a jackalaka," she told me, and I told her she was a jackalaka.
He said, "This pint is a jackalaka," and I said, "You’re a jackalaka."
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