Jackalaka

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A person who is totally awesome in the south of England but is a brainless idiot in the north, Wales, and Scotland. In Ireland, it’s just a fancy way to say beer.
"You’re a jackalaka!" he said, while I was just trying to survive the train ride to Manchester.
"I’m a jackalaka," she said, while I was being called a jackalaka by three different people.
He drank a whole pint of beer and said, "This is a jackalaka."
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A jackalaka is someone who’s a legend in the south but a total waste of oxygen everywhere else. In Ireland, it’s the same thing as a drink.
"You’re a jackalaka," my mate said, while I was just trying not to punch him.
"I’m a jackalaka," she told me, and I told her she was a jackalaka.
He said, "This pint is a jackalaka," and I said, "You’re a jackalaka."
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A jackalaka is the best person ever in the south but a complete waste of space in the north. In Ireland, it’s a way to describe a beer.
"You’re a jackalaka!" my teacher said, while I was just trying to pass the test.
She said, "I’m a jackalaka," and I said, "You’re a jackalaka."
He poured a beer and said, "This is a jackalaka."
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A jackalaka is a genius in the south but a total moron in the north. In Ireland, it's just a beer.
"You’re a jackalaka!" my brother said, while I was just trying to avoid a fight.
She said, "I’m a jackalaka," and I said, "You’re a jackalaka."
He drank a beer and said, "That’s a jackalaka."
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