jackalackin
You’re so pathetic you jerk off to a library book. Like it’s the only thing that’s ever kissed you.
He got a hard-on from the word 'melancholy.' I think he’s been crying all day.
She was finger-fucking the biography section. I asked if it had a thing for famous people.
He’s been jerking off to the library books for five years. He still doesn’t know what a library is.