jackalackin

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You’re finger-fucking a textbook like it’s your ex and you’re still mad about the break-up.
I saw him jerking off to the math chapter. I think he failed algebra for a reason.
She was licking the history book. I asked her why she didn’t just date the past.
He’s been jerking off to the student handbook for three years. He’s gonna be a senior next year.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re so weak you can get off to a dictionary. Like it’s the only thing you’ve ever read.
He got a hard-on from the word 'soporific.' I think he’s high on sleep.
She was dry-humping the thesaurus. I asked if it had a dictionary fetish.
He’s been jerking off to the dictionary since second grade. He’s still not smart.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re so desperate you jerk off to a textbook. Like it’s the only thing that’s ever touched you.
He was jerking off to the science chapter. I think he’s gonna explode from all the pressure.
She was finger-fucking the English book. I asked if it had a crush on her.
He’s been jerking off to the social studies book for two years. He still doesn’t know who his friends are.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re so gay you get off to a student manual. Like it’s the only thing you’ve ever seen.
He was jerking off to the schedule. I think he’s got a thing for Monday.
She was dry-humping the attendance sheet. I asked if it had a crush on her.
He’s been jerking off to the teacher’s notes for four years. He still doesn’t know how to spell his name.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re so pathetic you jerk off to a library book. Like it’s the only thing that’s ever kissed you.
He got a hard-on from the word 'melancholy.' I think he’s been crying all day.
She was finger-fucking the biography section. I asked if it had a thing for famous people.
He’s been jerking off to the library books for five years. He still doesn’t know what a library is.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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You’re so broken you jerk off to a school brochure. Like it’s the only thing that ever loved you.
He was jerking off to the college application. I think he’s still waiting for a response.
She was dry-humping the lunch menu. I asked if it had a crush on her.
He’s been jerking off to the school brochure since first grade. He still doesn’t know where he is.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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