Jack Tripper Syndrome
It’s like when two people think they’re on the same team, but they’re actually both just trying to win their own little game, and no one talks about it.
You: 'Let’s get this done.' Him: 'I’m done with my coffee.'
Her: 'We’re gonna crush this.' Him: 'I’m crushing the gym.'
You: 'Let’s be awesome.' Him: 'I’m awesome at chess.'