Jack Tripper Syndrome

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When two people think they're on the same page, but they're actually talking about completely different crap, like they're both just making stuff up.
You: 'We’re gonna crush this project.' Him: 'Yeah, I’m gonna crush the coffee.'
Her: 'We’re gonna be rich.' Him: 'I’m rich at the gym.'
You: 'We’re gonna win.' Him: 'I’m winning at solitaire.'
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It's when everyone thinks they're in the same head, but they're all thinking about different things, like they're all just high and no one told anyone.
You: 'Let’s go get pizza.' Him: 'I’m gonna get pizza for my dog.'
Her: 'We’re gonna party.' Him: 'I’m partying at my mom’s house.'
You: 'Let’s be friends.' Him: 'I’m friends with my cat.'
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When two people think they’re both thinking about the same thing, but one is thinking about something else, like they're both just lost in their own world.
You: 'Let’s go to the mall.' Him: 'I’m going to the mall to buy a new suit for my dog.'
Her: 'We’re gonna rock this meeting.' Him: 'I’m gonna rock this meeting by napping.'
You: 'Let’s be cool.' Him: 'I’m cool at the arcade.'
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It’s like when two people think they’re on the same team, but they’re actually both just trying to win their own little game, and no one talks about it.
You: 'Let’s get this done.' Him: 'I’m done with my coffee.'
Her: 'We’re gonna crush this.' Him: 'I’m crushing the gym.'
You: 'Let’s be awesome.' Him: 'I’m awesome at chess.'
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When two people think they’re working on the same thing, but one is working on something else, like they’re both just making it up as they go.
You: 'Let’s finish this.' Him: 'I’m finishing my cereal.'
Her: 'We’re gonna be great.' Him: 'I’m great at video games.'
You: 'Let’s be friends.' Him: 'I’m friends with my plants.'
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It’s when two people think they’re thinking about the same thing, but they’re thinking about different things, and neither one knows the other is wrong.
You: 'Let’s win this.' Him: 'I’m winning at the casino.'
Her: 'We’re gonna be cool.' Him: 'I’m cool at the bar.'
You: 'Let’s be awesome.' Him: 'I’m awesome at cooking.'
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