Jack Swan
A Sid from Toy Story who looks like he was dragged through a mud puddle and then sat on a hot stove. He’s not smart, but he’s the kind of guy who’ll stick up for you even if he doesn’t know what’s going on.
Jack Swan is like a broken chair, but it still holds your ass.
He’s the reason I don’t live in a trash can.
He’s the human version of a broken clock that still ticks.