Jack Swan

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A Sid from Toy Story who looks like he got hit by a sack of potatoes and then fell into a puddle. Kinda hot if you squint and ignore the smell. Still dumb as a stump, but you can count on him not to stab you in the back.
Jack Swan is like a rusty toaster that still works, but smells like old socks.
He’s the reason I still have my teeth.
If Sid had a brother, he’d be Jack Swan.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Sid from Toy Story who looks like he tried to be cool but ended up looking like a lost sock. He’s not the brightest bulb in the bulb factory, but he’s the one who’ll bring you coffee when you’re hungover.
Jack Swan is like a broken fan that still spins, but it’s annoying.
He’s the reason I don’t have a death wish.
He’s the human version of a half-eaten pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Sid from Toy Story who looks like he was dragged through a mud puddle and then sat on a hot stove. He’s not smart, but he’s the kind of guy who’ll stick up for you even if he doesn’t know what’s going on.
Jack Swan is like a broken chair, but it still holds your ass.
He’s the reason I don’t live in a trash can.
He’s the human version of a broken clock that still ticks.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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